MSBC | Media Page

The Media Page at msboycott.com

  Office XP Ad: Bra Protection
A German TV spot highlighting the undergarment security features in Office XP. No, it doesn't make sense to us either.

QuickTime Movie. 1.8MB, 0:30. (AdCritic.com, July 2001.)

  The Infamous Steve Ballmer Monkey Dance
Clip of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer showing off his severe mental disabilities by hopping around and yelling madly during a company rally.

MPEG Movie. 3MB, 1:14. (Summer 2001.)

  Steve Ballmer Monkey Dance Music Video
Music video made with a Fatboy Slim tune and the Monkey Dance film from above.

MPEG-4 Movie. 2.1MB, 1:36. (Eric Veland, Summer 2001.)

  Developers Developers Developers Developers
Steve's mental condition worsens, limiting his vocabulary to a single word that he screams over and over.

MPEG Movie. 1.5MB, 0:19. (Summer 2001.)

  Developers Developers Monkey Music Video
Music video combining the developers and monkey dance films with music. Highly recommended!

QuickTime Movie. 5.8MB, 3:01. (Andrew Tokuda, Summer 2001.)

  Windows XP Ad: You Soar
Original advertisement for Windows XP using the Madonna song "Ray of Light." Evidence of drug use inside Microsoft.

QuickTime Movie. 2.9MB, 1:00. (AdCritic.com, September 2001.)

  Buy It Up: The Windows 95 Song
Parody of the music Microsoft used in Windows 95 advertisements, the classic Rolling Stones' tune "Start Me Up."

MP3 Audio. 1.9MB, 2:09. (Fall 1995.)

  Bill Gates' Windows 98 BSOD
Gates famously demonstrating a pre-release version of Windows 98 with disastrous results.

QuickTime Movie. 1.6MB, 0:29. (CNN.com, 1998.)

  Microsoft! Jinglebells
Widely-distributed parody of the holiday song "Jinglebells" poking fun at Microsoft.

MP3 Audio. 252K, 0:32. (David Pogue, 1997.)

  The Bill Gates Pie Incident
Bill Gates hit in the face with a cream pie while visiting Brussels. Our most popular clip, by far.

MPEG Movie. 732K, 0:09. (TV1, March 1998.)

  The Bill Gates Pie Incident: Aftermath
The immediate aftermath of the Brussels pie attack. Includes shots of the pie on the ground.

QuickTime Movie. 1.6MB, 0:30. (CNN.com, March 1998.)

  Killing My Software With Windows
Parody of the Roberta Flack classic "Killing Me Softly With His Song."

MP3 Audio. 816K, 0:52.

  Banned X-Box Ad: Life Is Short
Another strange European ad, this one for X-Box. Banned from TV in the UK for being creepy and offensive, as you can see.

MPEG Video. 1.8MB, 0:51. (Spring 2002)

  Bill Gates ROCKS!
Older slient clip of Bill Gates rocking back and forth continually, indicating possible mental issues.

AVI Video. 984K, 0:10. (Pre-1995.)

  Microsoft Beer Tap
"You got a beer tap on your computer??" "With the right software, you can do anything!"

MP3 Audio. 376K, 0:23.

  F*ck Off, Clippy
"Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Hey, it looks like you're wri..."

MPEG Video. 504K, 0:18. (Salmondays.TV)

  How the Gates Stole Christmas
Bill Grinch. A parody of the classic holiday cartoon.

MP3 Audio. 932K, 1:59. (The Capital Steps.)

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	Developers Developers Developers Developers Steve's mental condition worsens, limiting his vocabulary to a single word that he screams over and over. MPEG Movie. 1.5MB, 0:19. (Summer 2001.)
	Developers Developers Monkey Music Video Music video combining the developers and monkey dance films with music. Highly recommended! QuickTime Movie. 5.8MB, 3:01. (Andrew Tokuda, Summer 2001.)
	Windows XP Ad: You Soar Original advertisement for Windows XP using the Madonna song "Ray of Light." Evidence of drug use inside Microsoft. QuickTime Movie. 2.9MB, 1:00. (AdCritic.com, September 2001.)
	Buy It Up: The Windows 95 Song Parody of the music Microsoft used in Windows 95 advertisements, the classic Rolling Stones' tune "Start Me Up." MP3 Audio. 1.9MB, 2:09. (Fall 1995.)
	Bill Gates' Windows 98 BSOD Gates famously demonstrating a pre-release version of Windows 98 with disastrous results. QuickTime Movie. 1.6MB, 0:29. (CNN.com, 1998.)
	Microsoft! Jinglebells Widely-distributed parody of the holiday song "Jinglebells" poking fun at Microsoft. MP3 Audio. 252K, 0:32. (David Pogue, 1997.)
	The Bill Gates Pie Incident Bill Gates hit in the face with a cream pie while visiting Brussels. Our most popular clip, by far. MPEG Movie. 732K, 0:09. (TV1, March 1998.)
	The Bill Gates Pie Incident: Aftermath The immediate aftermath of the Brussels pie attack. Includes shots of the pie on the ground. QuickTime Movie. 1.6MB, 0:30. (CNN.com, March 1998.)
	Killing My Software With Windows Parody of the Roberta Flack classic "Killing Me Softly With His Song." MP3 Audio. 816K, 0:52.

	Banned X-Box Ad: Life Is Short Another strange European ad, this one for X-Box. Banned from TV in the UK for being creepy and offensive, as you can see. MPEG Video. 1.8MB, 0:51. (Spring 2002)
	Bill Gates ROCKS! Older slient clip of Bill Gates rocking back and forth continually, indicating possible mental issues. AVI Video. 984K, 0:10. (Pre-1995.)
	Microsoft Beer Tap "You got a beer tap on your computer??" "With the right software, you can do anything!" MP3 Audio. 376K, 0:23.
	*Fck Off, Clippy** "Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Hey, it looks like you're wri..." MPEG Video. 504K, 0:18. (Salmondays.TV)
	How the Gates Stole Christmas Bill Grinch. A parody of the classic holiday cartoon. MP3 Audio. 932K, 1:59. (The Capital Steps.)