In the year 2000, the US military has moved beyond merely fighting wars with foreign countries. Instead, the Pentagon has declared war on a larger threat - Microsoft PowerPoint. According to a Wall Street Journal report, several influential military leaders have ordered their subordinates to stop wasting precious time and bandwidth on confusing 200-slide PowerPoint presentations, and instead return to traditional typed briefings. Microsoft has refused to comment on the report.
Last week a panel of federal judges combined 27 private lawsuits against Microsoft into one monster civil case. The move is good for both Microsoft and the suing parties, since it reduces the overhead needed for defense, and gives the plaintiffs a stronger case. Unfortunately for Microsoft, there are still an estimated 120 OTHER independent cases.

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